My only talent is breathing
but why would you even give him the waterbed
he had scissors
"Each time you open a book and read it,
A tree smiles knowing there’s life after death."
officer, I know I was speeding but technically u were too so I’m gonna have to arrest u please step out of the vehicle
a happy couple might’ve got married today
someone might’ve kissed their best friend and realized they are gay today
someone might’ve found out they were officially cancer free today
someone might’ve finally finished their debut novel today
lots of interesting things might’ve happening today
we should celebrate
you’re the kind of person everyone needs in their lives
This textpost literally just saved my life.